While on vacation last week, I heard a commercial on the radio in my cabin. It was a friendly reminder from the federal government to always check the back seat before walking away from my car. You know, just in case there was a kid back there or something. I laughed. I laughed at the absurdity of it. Who the hell forgets a kid? We don’t forget our cell phones. Or our purses. Apparently, I laughed too soon.
God help us all. Stupidity is starting to spread. Are our priorities THAT out of whack???
“I’m kind of important, dumb ass.”