Douchenozzle Jailed After Repeatedly Calling 911 And Asking For Ride To Beer Store

In case it is not clear what a douchenozzle is, here is an example:

Here is another:

(The Daley Gator) Douchenozzle Jailed After Repeatedly Calling 911 And Asking For Ride To Beer Store – Weekly Vice Allen Troy Brooks, a 67-year-old Columbia man was jailed Saturday after he allegedly called 911 several times, asking for a ride to go buy some beer. ……………… According to the Maury County Sheriff’s Office, Brooks called 911 at least … Read The Rest