I am glad Ryan is an outdoors type guy and all,  but this is a freaking Jake. It is like bragging about having a three inch pecker. The raised fan feathers in the middle give it away. It is a baby.

Here is what a gobbler fan looks like. Notice that the tail feathers are all the same length.

But I have to admit that he redeemed himself with this picture. This is a dang nice buck.

Okay, Ryan is no Ben Rogers Lee, but he is still damn sight more outdoorsy than this POS dope head.