I am glad Ryan is an outdoors type guy and all, but this is a freaking Jake. It is like bragging about having a three inch pecker. The raised fan feathers in the middle give it away. It is a baby.
Here is what a gobbler fan looks like. Notice that the tail feathers are all the same length.
Okay, Ryan is no Ben Rogers Lee, but he is still damn sight more outdoorsy than this POS dope head.