I think WH here has is on to something here. The thought of another four more years of Obama is enough to make any patriot sit straight up in bed.
White House 2012 – There are widespread reports across America that voters are suffering from a newly discovered sleep disorder called INROMNEYA. Symptoms are that folks cannot sleep at night for fear that President Obama will win another four years, but Governor Romney is not doing enough to help voters feel rest assured that he will win office and introduce real change… Keep Reading
He did however fail to mention the name of the condition that keeps a majority of the Obama supporters up. It is known as anal warts.