Just kidding! But we all know that she could if she tried. The crazy horse faced hussy did say: ‘If Romney wins I would feel enormous despair for the future of this country.’
We know you would Parker – just like all the sad commies when Reagan defeated the Soviet Union during the Cold War.
"That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em."