- Feminist: Men are just like SO disrespectful and rude.
- Man: *holds open door and/or car door for her*
- Feminist: YOU STUPID MISOGYNISTIC FUCK, I DON’T NEED ANYONE TO HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR ME! WHAT, YOU THINK I’M TOO WEAK TO DO IT MYSELF?!!??!!?11! HOW DARE YOU.
- Feminist: Men set the unrealistic societal standards of beauty for women, they expect us to look perfect like the chauvinistic scum they all are.
- Man: You’re beautiful.
- Feminist: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. AM I NOT MORE THAN A PRETTY SIGHT TO YOU? YOU JUST THINK I’M ALL BEAUTY AND NO BRAINS, WELL LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING MISTER, I’M SMARTER THAN YOU’LL EVER BE AND I’M CERTAINLY NOT AN OBJECT OF YOUR VISUAL PLEASURE.
- Men: -__-







The only women who are offended by men looking at women are the ones who never get looked at.
A good looking chick, who is intelligent has the world at her feet.