Update: From “Big Hairy News” – Vacation Photos Starting To Come In
Scooter Van Neuter (Hawaii) – While the US economy teeters on a fiscal precipice, the first family is preparing for an extravagant 20 day Hawaiian vacation. According to the General Accounting office, the trip will cost taxpayers “at least $4M – possibly more if Michelle discovers the Fatburger several miles away.”








Ole barry is going to need a bigger board…say the aircraft carrier Enterprise for starters!