This just in from Big Hairy News:
WASHINGTON (BHN) – Sources report that the reason first lady Michelle Obama has not been seen in recent weeks is due to the fervent anti-gun hysteria permeating the White House.
“The President cannot afford to have his wife flaunting her guns at this critical point,” said one White House staffer. “He knows Michelle can’t stop flexing for the cameras, it’s all she’s got going for herself.”
The first lady is expected to be back in public after critical gun control laws are enacted…