I love it when the Midwest gets one or two 40-degree days in the middle of winter and all the Al Gores of the world come out screeching, “AHHHHHH!!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And then this happens:
And places like the beautiful Copper Country of Michigan gets 60 inches of snow in twelve days:
So while all the liberal environmentalists scratch their melons and try to figure out why these natural weather patterns are still resulting in cold temperatures, I suggest you go outside and truly enjoy this cozy, frigid, blizzard-y winter. Or enjoy it from inside while watching Downton Abbey and drinking coffee and eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, like I’ve been doing.
Either way, or even if you choose not to enjoy winter, don’t worry about these days of cold and ice fleeting away from us. I’m sure there will be many, many more years of them (and no number of SUVs or farting cows can change that!)