The other day, lunch was grilled cheese and tomato soup at work. Delish!
What was even more delish was that the soup was served in the CUTEST Styrofoam bowls. When I was finished eating and went to throw away my trash, I peeked into the garbage to find it just SWIMMING in Styrofoam. And the sight of it was just so hilarious, so completely the opposite of green, I almost had to laugh!
The reason I bring up Styrofoam is because it’s the newest item on NYC Mayor Bloomberg’s list of fun things to ban. Seriously, everything he bans is fabulous! Here are some things he has proposed to ban or push legislation through to monitor:
- Trans-fats/pitchers of pop in restaurants
- Smoking in public places
- 2-liters of pop with pizza deliveries
- Pop in containers larger than 16 ounces
- Sodium levels in processed foods
Who does he think he is? The male, white Michelle Obama? (racism). All the things on this communist list make people happy. And why would anyone deign to take away pure, innocent happiness? Smoking in public, I imagine, must be a fantastic stress reliever… maybe even as effective as massage therapy, and so much cheaper. And what if others enjoy breathing in the smell of other people’s cigarettes outside in the crisp air? (I’ve always loved the smell of smoking, for realz). Seriously, I would bottle that scent up if I could.
And can just get over his infatuation with trying to keep pop away from the American people?!! I know I sound like a broken record by now, but I’m just baffled that liberals equate drinking Mountain Dew to smoking crack cocaine. They all seem to think that everyone and their grandmother’s parakeet will be obese at the sight of a Big Gulp from 7-11. Mayor Bloomberg needs to put away the skin calipers and get over it!
And now Styrofoam? So it’s not biodegradable, BFD. Talk about first world problems!
Cross Posted From – What Is The Opposite Of Green