Several Children Traumatized At White House Easter Egg Roll

Just in from Scooter Van Neuter at Big Hairy News:

WASHINGTON (BHN) – At least five children were taken to area hospitals after being somehow severely traumatized at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll.

Investigators are still trying to determine what may have scared the children,  reports say they were “wildly screaming in terror, seemingly unable to stop.”