Chris Matthews Verified As Retard On Jeopardy!

Posted on May 15, 2012 by BC

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CULVER CITY, California (BHN) – After often mocking Sarah Palin by implying she would fail at the TV game show Jeopardy!, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews appeared on the program himself, with disastrous result.

Matthews finished a distant third to former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and CNN’s Lizzie O’Leary, two individuals not known for their intellect.

Not only did Matthews fail to answer even easy questions, the self-professed intellect was caught by the camera several times picking his nose. Later, Alex Trebek was overheard saying the episode “was like Jeopardy! meets the Special Olympics.”

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2 Responses to Chris Matthews Verified As Retard On Jeopardy!

  1. conservativeBC says:
    May 16, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Not my joke — Retard!

    Besides he probably leaned it from your President — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w20b8gL6SBI

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  2. Family Member says:
    May 16, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    Wrong to use a slur like retard. Why not keep the disabled out of your stupid jokes.

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