By now you’ve heard of the the NY Times best selling trilogy, Fifty Shades of Grey.  Or, as women across the country are calling it, “Oh my God, yes, Yes, YES!!!”  This orgasm-inducing set of novels centers around the emerging relationship between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey.  Touching on Christian’s horrible upbringing….

Yeah, no one gives a damn.  With enough sex to make the Marquis de Sade blush, this book is being read (and banned) for one reason and one reason only.  It’s HOT!  Not paperback romance hot.  This book breaks through every Soccer Mom’s comfort zone.   Google is likely on fire with searches including “bondage,” “domination,” and “leg spreader.”  (Exactly like it sounds, boys).

If you have a significant other, buy her these books. Today!!  If she’s reading these books, ask her to read them to you, out loud!  You can thank me later.

When you come up for air.