(BIG HAIRY NEWS EXCLUSIVE) – “Apparently in response to Madonna’s desperate bold attention-grabbing nipple flash, Lady Gaga struck back last night by allegedly exposing her penis during a concert performance.
“Gaga really took it to the next level,” said 12-year-old fan Stacey Funtski, “when she popped out her wiener, the crowd went nuts!”
The battle for pop supremacy has been heating up between Gaga and the elderly Madonna, culminating in Madge’s nipple-popping power play at her last concert. However, after Gaga’s performance last night, it appears the Material Girl may be hosed.
This is unquestionably a new high water mark for American entertainment!”