One of the things that bothers me most about politicians is that most of them assume that Americans are complete dimwits. I mean, for realz… does the liberal media really think we give a hoot about Michelle Obama’s workout regimen? … Continue reading →

I recently heard something absolutely hilarious, and that is this: organic dog food exists. Organic dog food!!!!!!!! I’m dying over this! What happened to the good old days when you would throw your dog table scraps, like turkey legs and gristle? … Continue reading →

“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” – Ronald Reagan

Another winter storm + delish snowfall + cold temps + normal winter weather patterns = Al Gore’s worst nightmare.