Author Archives: Stilton Jarlsberg

Although death is always a sensitive subject to discuss, Hugo Chavez reminds us that even if you take really good care of yourself, it’s possible to be cruelly struck down in the prime of your dictatorship – leaving nothing behind … Continue reading →

With the country still reeling from the apocalyptic impact of devastating sequester budget cuts and the tragic loss of Hugo Chavez, one of the president’s closest allies and role models, we were ill-prepared for the threat from North Korea that … Continue reading →

When one hears the word “saboteur,” it conjures images of an old black & white movie in which some sleazy, greasy-haired East European-type factory worker carries a lunchbox full of dynamite and places it under an assembly line making bombsights, … Continue reading →

In these strange days of Hope and Change, good news ain’t what it used to be. Specifically, the latest example of “good” news is that Barack Hussein Obama has proclaimed “I am not a dictator.” The bad news is that, … Continue reading →

Today is the sad first anniversary of the death of Andrew Breitbart. And what more fitting tribute could there be than a journalist actually standing up to speak truth to power and being threatened by the Whitehouse for it. Bob … Continue reading →

While Hope n’ Change didn’t really want to revisit the sequester debate again today, we couldn’t let Janet Napolitano’s shameless fear mongering slip by without comment because our freaking heads would explode. Specifically, Janet is trying to help Obama create … Continue reading →

Liberal icon and alleged actor Alec Baldwin made new inroads into interracial harmony last Sunday when he angrily berated a black photographer (who happens to be a decorated, retired NYPD detective) and called him a crackhead, a drug dealer, and … Continue reading →

Following the shocking news that North Korea had detonated another, stronger nuclear device despite receiving a series of increasingly stern Hallmark cards from the United Nations, Barack Obama announced that he considers the act “highly provactive,” much like Reggie Love … Continue reading →

Honest, Abe, we’re with you on this one. On Tuesday, Barack Obama goes before a joint session and the American public to deliver his State of the Union speech and perhaps shoot a few skeet, with Beyoncé performing the halftime … Continue reading →

Have you heard the hilarious new riddle that’s been sweeping through the halls of the Department of Homeland Security? It goes like this: Question: What do you have when you’ve stockpiled 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition in 10 months? Answer: … Continue reading →

Following the tragic massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, the government is doing everything in its power to make citizens safer by taking guns out of the hands of sane people. But that doesn’t mean that they intend to leave … Continue reading →