I’m sorry for not being sorry that I am going to blog about the food police of America once again. I would rather soak in a tub of bile than have to share my opinions about these Michelle Obama-clones, but … Continue reading
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About Pissing In The Shower To Go Green
You know, I am up for about anything that will save Mother Earth from the evils of man’s white-man’s planet destroying capitalism – so I have joined the piss in the shower campaign. It is simple; every time I need … Continue reading
Put That in Santa’s Pipe and Smoke it!
I am positively lactating with fury. Yesterday I heard on the radio that a dip from Canada decided to “rewrite” (and by rewrite, I mean remove two lines of) the Christmas classic ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. Because of her … Continue reading
Going Green = Snooty Fad
What is the Opposite of Green? If you must know the answer to the question, it’s me. I, Emily Schmitz, am the opposite of green! I was driving downstate a few days ago and was listening to my delish radio … Continue reading