Category Archives: Too Dumb To Breathe

I know you have seen them poking side by side, backing traffic up for a quarter mile, with a double dipsh*t in the left lane, with a not so bright look on their face making people late for work. I … Continue reading →

This is the same mental giant who wanted to ask Palin how old she thinks the earth is. I wonder how many “you knows” you would get if you hit him with: Do you think that man was created by … Continue reading →

Cast number two — in a different spot

In case you are in fact too dumb to breathe, note that I spell it breath on purpose, to be funny. “Too dumb” in the title + using a word wrong = Slightly funny This should be obvious to anyone … Continue reading →